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Season 2

Episode 17

Ethics (22:02)

Dilbert creates an Internet Voting Network for the government that is expected to produce record voter turnout. He is pressured to influence the vote, but remembers a lesson from ethics class.

Aired: 07/25/2000

Episode 16

The Fact (22:04)

Dogbert writes a book with made up facts about Chronic Cubicle Syndrome, and Dilbert creates Shockpants to combat CCS. The pants start killing people, and Dilbert is blamed, but he saves his job.

Aired: 07/18/2000

Episode 14

The Delivery (22:02)

Dilbert tells the Boss he is pregnant, and the Boss threatens to fire him. Dilbert tries to profit from his situation by selling his story to the tabloids and TV shows, but he ends up getting sued.

Aired: 06/13/2000

Episode 13

The Pregnancy (21:49)

When a rocket crashes into unfertilized eggs, a sperm bank, and Dilbert's buttocks, he becomes pregnant. He is unaware of the changes going on within him, and is horrified when he gets an ultrasound.

Aired: 06/06/2000

Episode 12

The Virtual Employee (22:02)

Dilbert and the gang find an empty cubicle to store their old equipment, and they invent a phony employee named Todd to work there. When he is promoted and Wally is fired, they plot to "kill" Todd.

Aired: 05/30/2000

Episode 11

The Return (21:59)

Dilbert goes to Comp-U-Comp to return his computer, and he finds out the company is run by a big computer. He must defeat the computer in a series of challenges, and Dogbert helps by unplugging it.

Aired: 02/22/2000

Episode 10

The Assistant (21:59)

The execs don't want the engineers to leave for other jobs, so they give Dilbert his own assistant. Alice is upset that she doesn't have one, so she gets Catbert to appoint Asok as her assistant.

Aired: 02/15/2000

Episode 9

The Off-Site Meeting (22:01)

The company has an off-site meeting at Dilbert's house with the "tree-loving" society that wants to sue them. When their leader kills a neighbor's elephant, Dogbert blackmails them and saves the day.

Aired: 02/08/2000

Episode 8

Hunger (22:05)

Dilbert invents the Tomeato and hopes to end world hunger. He travels to Elbonia to test his invention, but finds that the residents there eat chocolate flavored mud, and aren't starving at all.

Aired: 02/01/2000

Episode 7

The Merger (21:59)

The company must merge with a less efficient corporation in order to eliminate a billion dollar surplus. The other company is run by aliens that suck the brains out of their new employees.

Aired: 01/25/2000

Episode 6

The Security Guard (22:00)

Dilbert and the security guard make a bet to switch jobs for a day. Dilbert realizes that the security job is harder than he thought, especially when he finds an illegal casino on company grounds.

Aired: 01/18/2000

Episode 5

The Dupey (22:02)

Dilbert creates a mechanical baby called "The Dupey" as part of a marketing campaign. When the Dupeys start to morph into an ugly, advanced life form, Dilbert turns them into insurance salesmen.

Aired: 12/07/1999

Episode 4

The Trial (22:02)

Dilbert gives several pints of blood at a work blood drive, and is sent to prison when his blood is found at a crime scene. In prison, he organizes the prisoners into a group of efficient thugs.

Aired: 11/23/1999

Episode 3

Art (21:54)

Dilbert draws a blue duck on his computer and becomes a famous artist, and the company enjoys huge success. The popularity fades when the Boss embarrasses himself while wearing a duck shirt on TV.

Aired: 11/16/1999

Episode 2

The Shroud of Wally (21:52)

Wally's birthday party includes a tablecloth he wipes his chocolate covered face with. The cloth ends up at a self-help seminar, and the members see Wally's chocolate image as proof of his divinity.

Aired: 11/09/1999

Episode 1

The Gift (22:12)

Dilbert must confront his fears and go to The Mall to get a birthday gift for Dilmom. He meets the mall Tribesman, and finds the gift his mom wants, his long-lost father Dildad.

Aired: 11/02/1999

Season 1

Episode 12

Holiday (22:30)

Dilbert is sick of the holidays, and Dogbert tries to convince Congress to consolidate all holidays into one - National Dogbert Day. Wally is depressed about this idea, and Dilbert changes his mind.

Aired: 05/17/1999

Episode 11

Charity (22:31)

The Boss needs a new plaque on his wall, and volunteers for the "Associated Way" charity drive. Dogbert forms his own charity, "Canine Apathy", and Dilbert must be charitable towards the Boss.

Aired: 05/10/1999

Episode 10

Y2K (22:31)

Dilbert must fix the computer mainframe, Black Betty, before Y2K hits. Dogbert hypnotizes Wally so he'll remember how to access the mainframe, and Zimbu the monkey helps prevent a breakdown.

Aired: 05/03/1999

Episode 9

Dilbert drinks from the coffee cup of the Boss, and loses "the knack" for technology. In denial, he tries to launch a satellite, but he fails miserably and everyone is reverted back to medieval times.

Aired: 04/21/1999

Episode 8

The Little People (22:29)

A group of tiny engineers, who have been literally downsized, are stealing dry-erase markers and causing problems. Dogbert organizes a posse to stop them, and decides to sell them as toys.

Aired: 04/05/1999

Episode 6

Elbonian Trip (22:15)

Dilbert and crew go to Elbonia to see the Gruntmaster factory, where the "Right" workers are exploiting the "Lefties". Dilbert tries to help, but is sentenced to death and Dogbert must save him.

Aired: 03/01/1999

Episode 5

Testing (22:29)

Bob Bastard arrives to test the Gruntmaster prototype, and it fails the first two rounds. Dilbert, with help from Dogbert in space, gets the Gruntmaster to pass the asteroid crash simulation test.

Aired: 02/22/1999

Episode 4

The Takeover (22:24)

Dilbert and Wally buy stock and join the board of their company, and come up with an idea that loses money. Wally sells their stock and they end up broke, while Dogbert owns the company.

Aired: 02/15/1999

Episode 3

The Prototype (22:25)

Dilbert, Alice, and Wally are working on a new prototype, and they are competing against the notoriously ruthless Lena. She seduces Dilbert and steals his idea, but Dilbert's team wins anyway.

Aired: 02/08/1999

Episode 2

The Competition (21:56)

The Boss decides they need to increase security to prevent a leak about the Gruntmaster 6000. Dilbert is suspected of being a traitor and is fired, but he ends up destroying the rival company.

Aired: 02/01/1999

Episode 1

The Name (21:53)

Dilbert continues having the egg dream, and learns about another guy with that dream who turned into a chicken. Dilbert works on a project named Acorn, but Dilmom suggests the name Gruntmaster 6000.

Aired: 01/25/1999

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Dilbert - The Complete Series

The Return (21:59)

Ethics (22:02)

The Fact (22:04)

The Delivery (22:02)

The Pregnancy (21:49)

The Virtual Employee (22:02)

The Return (21:59)

The Assistant (21:59)

The Off-Site Meeting (22:01)

Hunger (22:05)

The Merger (21:59)

The Security Guard (22:00)

The Dupey (22:02)

The Trial (22:02)

Art (21:54)

The Shroud of Wally (21:52)

The Gift (22:12)

Holiday (22:30)

Charity (22:31)

Y2K (22:31)

The Knack (22:28)

The Little People (22:29)

Elbonian Trip (22:15)

Testing (22:29)

The Takeover (22:24)

The Prototype (22:25)

The Competition (21:56)

The Name (21:53)

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