Sling - Assume the position - Video clip from Gaytown on Crackle

Assume the position (4:18)

Pierce feels that Owen just needs to find the right man, and that he's the one. Showing Owen the joys of love, they go on a picnic. But will fantasy baseball in a bathroom stall put Owen at the mercy of Phil Morris (Seinfeld), Gaytown's gayest cop?

Date added: 03/26/2009

Bad Ideas (2:58)

Owen is demoted to Rickshaw puller and learns a valuable lesson about lesbians. It's gay men versus lesbians in a knockout fight for control of the rickshaw.

Date added: 03/26/2009

Boiling Point (5:21)

Fanny pack zones, Show tune checkpoints - life becomes unbearable for Owen under the anti-straight legislation. Gaytown's gayest cop, Philip Morris (Seinfeld) isn't making it any easier for Owen either.

Date added: 03/26/2009

Born Sinners (3:09)

In the middle of an uncomfortable evening of Scrabble with faux boyfriend Pierce and Lina, Owen gets a knock at his door. Now it's "More-man" missionaries trying to guilt Owen into a life of more men than any straight boy can handle.

Date added: 03/26/2009

Dirty Little Secret (4:45)

Scandal rocks Gaytown when Mayor Stevens is caught in a "straight situation" and enacts new anti-straight legislation. Pierce tries to make Owen feel jealous of his twin brother, Bruce, Gaytown's local weatherman.

Date added: 03/26/2009

Fantasy Baseball in Gaytown (0:00)

Pierce feels that Owen just needs to find the right man, and that he's the one. Showing Owen the joys of love, they go on a picnic. But will fantasy baseball in a bathroom stall put Owen at the mercy of Phil Morris (Seinfeld), Gaytown's gayest cop?

Date added: 04/14/2009

I'm Different (5:20)

He's rich. He's powerful. He's Owen's rhinestone guru father. A family dinner puts Owen on the spot. Will he come out of the hetero closet?

Date added: 03/26/2009

Revenge (3:27)

Owen's new job at Johnson's Bar reveals new uses for hair gel. At least Owen gets to spend more time with Lina. He also has to spend time with a sex hungry mailman and a crazed revenge seeker.

Date added: 03/26/2009

Straight Pride Parade (5:20)

Owen's been fired, humiliated, beat up, and arrested for being straight. See what has led Owen to his coming out of the hetero closet and what he will do next with his new life.

Date added: 03/26/2009