SantaBanton

SantaBanton

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"I had to save the world from my evil twin, Manta. She tried to steal my Lantern to go back in time. I won't stand for that sort of thing."

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Faces of Christ (3:20)

On Christmas Eve 1968, Harry Reasoner took a look back at the many images of Jesus Christ.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted December 18, 2008, 06:43 PM

edge of my seat.

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Television Briefly Holds Own with Internet as Cute Puppy Video Disseminator

December 15th 2008 at 2:34pm by MattHimes

The Internet is by far the most efficient delivery system for cute animal pics and videos the world has ever known. Indeed, the ease with which the Web allows one to savor all manner of monkey jockeys, toilet-flushing cats and piano hamsters has led to…

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted December 15, 2008, 07:23 PM

well, that made up for today being monday.

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I Wrote A Musical (1:15)

Charlie reveals that he wrote a musical

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted December 12, 2008, 08:39 PM

some other MUSICAL STUFF

The Scorpion King

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The Scorpion King

Inspired by the legendary Egyptian warrior, The Scorpion King is set 5000 years ago in the notorious city of Gomorrah, where an evil ruler is determined to lay waste to all the nomadic people of the desert.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted November 07, 2008, 10:55 PM

the scorpion king is hilarious.

The Thing

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The Thing

John Carpenter's 1982 horror/science fiction classic about the revival of an unknown shape-shifting creature at a scientific research station in Antarctica.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted November 07, 2008, 10:29 PM

gotta love a movie that opens on people shooting at a dog from a helicopter. and kurt russell's kick-ass style.

Lost in Translation

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Lost in Translation

An atmospheric love story, set mainly in the lavish Park Hyatt Hotel in Tokyo, follows the chance encounter of a young American wife (Golden Globe-nominee Scarlett Johansson) on a business trip with her photographer husband.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted November 07, 2008, 10:23 PM

yeah. this is a perfect film. so poetic. brilliant opening shot too, for so many reasons.

Blog Post

Pygmy Hippo!

November 7th 2008 at 12:19pm by MattHimes

Pyyyygmy Hippo! Unstoppable force! Taking a bath, he looks out at the world, cameras clicking Pyyyyygmy Hippo! Excellent hygiene! 6-8 months old, a long way to go, walking proudly, walking fast Pyyyyyygmy Hippo, the world awaits you! Pygmy! Hippo!…

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted November 07, 2008, 05:10 PM

wow

Star Studded 'Don't Vote' PSA

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Star Studded 'Don't Vote' PSA

Leonardo DiCaprio has brought together huge stars like Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Steven Spielberg, and even Borat, to motivate people to vote.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted November 03, 2008, 07:56 PM

pretty genius

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Wear a Bra (1:16)

Liz finally talks to Cerie about her inappropriate choice of clothing at the office.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 20, 2008, 08:25 PM

why don't we hire interns like cerie?

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Chick Gets Smoked At Dodge Ball (0:14)

This chick tries to block a ball flying straight for her face but is too late and gets knocked out.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 20, 2008, 07:41 PM

natural selection?

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Dude Scares People On The Street (0:54)

Some of these reactions are hilarious. This guy sneaks up on people and does some crazy scream/bark to startle them.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 20, 2008, 07:39 PM

my hero

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Sarah Palin 1984 Beauty Pageant (0:43)

This clip just started to make the rounds of Sarah Palin in the swimsuit competition of a 1984 beauty pageant.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 20, 2008, 07:39 PM

like a fine wine

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Cute Girl Takes Bath in Mac and Cheese (1:36)

What school is this where chicks who look like that actually agree to strip then bathe in a bath of mac and cheese?

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 20, 2008, 07:38 PM

dignity? no? intelligence? no?

SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 20, 2008, 07:37 PM

MAC AND CHEESE! MAC AND CHEESE! MAC AND CHEESE!

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Redneck Woman Rails on Obama (3:18)

In case you were wondering why Obama has a snowball's chance in hell, listen to this average Southerner talk about him and the A-rabs.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 20, 2008, 07:33 PM

was the driver of the atv even speaking english?

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Scary Chainsaw Accident Slices Leg (0:14)

Is this real? After the guy cutting the tree gets through, it clearly hits his buddy's leg, which appears bloody. Let's hope he is OK.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 20, 2008, 06:53 PM

ow

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Christmas Pageant Mayhem (1:46)

The Bluth family causes mayhem at the annual Christmas pageant.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 03, 2008, 04:49 PM

when was the last time you saw God tasered?

SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 03, 2008, 04:47 PM

classic

Pilot

Episode 1: Season 1

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Pilot

An international flight lands in Boston with nobody onboard alive.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 03, 2008, 04:44 PM

God, JJ is so obsessed with starting epic, mythology-spanning yarns on airplanes.

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Notebook: VP Debate (1:02)

As Joe Biden and Sarah Palin get ready for the first and only VP debate, many anticipate that an even bigger audience will tune in than the first presidential debate. Bianca Solorzano reports.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 03, 2008, 04:41 PM

I like her better than Katie Couric. I just can't pronounce her name.

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How To Get The Palin Look (2:26)

Former White House special assistant Laura Schwartz shows Maggie Rodriguez how to emulate Gov. Sarah Palin's style.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 03, 2008, 04:37 PM

Next Palin can put out her own line of fragrances. "Alaskan Air".

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Biden On 'Blowhard' Slam (0:34)

"Caught On Tape": While Sen. Joe Biden offered pizza to the press corps on the campaign trail he was asked to respond to Karl Rove calling him a "big blowhard doofus."

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 03, 2008, 04:32 PM

Joe Biden's the great American. What other potential VP also delivers pizza? Be sure to give him a good tip, boys and girls.

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Palin Sets The Record Straight (9:33)

With a few days left before the vice presidential debate, Gov. Sarah Palin speaks with Katie Couric about her views concerning social and environmental issues.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted October 03, 2008, 04:30 PM

It's a smart move to have a VP that believes in science.

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Feeling Understood (1:20)

Gob feels understood by George Bluth, Senior, when he explains to him how he feels.

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SantaBanton

SantaBanton, posted September 12, 2008, 09:22 PM

tobias is the man