i know i won't be here when you have the option to see this, but i will also vote 10,000 times so you go see it.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/hottubtimemachine/hottub_large.html
Goodnight, 2009. This past year spent most of its time killing famous people and making a mockery of my cherished sports franchises (more on that later). So really, in this year-end moment of reflection, I'd like to sarcastically thank 2009 for a summer and…
my comment is: you nailed this. and you're going to say, "of course i nailed it, intern," (lowercase "i") "i'm good at my job." i'll agree, and i'll go back to watching maru the cat (who has a severe case of the chunkies) and that poor french bulldog puppy that got stuck with a bad owner, who wont help the poor fellow roll over. however, your failure to include "surprised kitty" is...highly unfortunate.
Public service announcements are easily parodied (as "Saturday Night Live" proves, above), but when they're unintentionally hilarious, they're just the best. Linda Holmes at NPR's Monkey See Blog uncovered the latest unintentionally hilarious PSA…
from the way rooney seemed to touch almost everything in fairway, i think it is safe to say that in my lifetime, i've eaten something he's held in his grimy fingers.
The next season of "The Real World" premieres tonight at 10 on MTV. This time the show's set in Cancun, Mexico; a location that elicits responses ranging from "Duh!" to "What took them so long?" Seriously, is there any better place…
my favorite parts are joey's blow-up doll, how someone is so hot that it is retarded, how alcohol continues to be the most important stranger, and how someone cheats on their boyfriend. i'm SOLD.
Astronaut Buzz Aldrin's career may have peaked when he walked on the moon (as he mentions above), but now he's trying to top it by pursuing his other passion: hip hop. Aldrin recently got into the studio with Snoop Dogg and Talib Kweli to record his newest…
What do Tom Green, Ryan Seacrest, Dave Chappelle, Brad Pitt, and Kevin Smith have in common? They all can thank their stints with Jay Leno and his "Tonight Show" for their successful careers, of course! Well, kind of. All of them took their turns…
i've decided the above is paul rudd. everyone knows he was a dj at bar mitzvahs before becoming an actor (which means he KNOWS music) AND is a member of the sigma nu fraternity.
What could have been just another ho-hum magazine tie-in is jazzed up by the spectacle of Maggie Rodriguez's co-hosts awkardly contemplating Rafael Nadal's "guns" and pondering just what Akon refers to when he invites us to "Smack That." And…
Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Bravo is searching for its next batch of "Housewives" in Washington D.C., despite (very exciting) rumors of a Beverly Hills edition. Frances Berwick, an Executive VP at Bravo, says that they're "tapping personalities…
as much as i love hilary AND bill, hilary definitely snuffed bill. and being the fan that i am, this clip pains me. there is no way she didn't see him leaning in to her. my poor boy! there's a new catch-phrase in here somewhere...maybe rodhamized?
11:14:11 AM Tara Ariano: I need to say something on behalf of female bosses: DINA MANZO DOES NOT REPRESENT US. 11:14:40 AM Will Edmondson: errr...no comment. 11:15:02 AM Tara Ariano: Look, until I make you wash a hairless cat, we are not in the same league.…
first, did it bother (or creep out) anyone else that her cat's ears are so...incredibly...translucent? that cannot be normal.
second, does telling someone they are lucky make them lucky? if it does, i gotta start doing it.
tara- you are absolutely correct in that danielle was wearing a bat mitzvah dress. i put in some serious man hours at the ones my friends had, and i can spot them from miles away. herego, that.is.a.bat.mitzvah.dress.
finally...bubbies!!
Tara and Will's Year in Embarrassing Big Movies: A Very Special Bullpen Couchcast
HannahLawrence, posted December 19, 2009, 03:35 AM
i know i won't be here when you have the option to see this, but i will also vote 10,000 times so you go see it. http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/hottubtimemachine/hottub_large.html
Kathie Lee & Hoda: A 2009 Retrospective
HannahLawrence, posted December 18, 2009, 09:44 PM
someone should just resorb al roker.
Editors' Best of 2009: Will's Top Ten
Goodnight, 2009. This past year spent most of its time killing famous people and making a mockery of my cherished sports franchises (more on that later). So really, in this year-end moment of reflection, I'd like to sarcastically thank 2009 for a summer and…
HannahLawrence, posted December 15, 2009, 09:17 PM
ost-pay ipt-scray: thanks for introducing me to this juggalos junk.
HannahLawrence, posted December 15, 2009, 09:10 PM
my comment is: you nailed this. and you're going to say, "of course i nailed it, intern," (lowercase "i") "i'm good at my job." i'll agree, and i'll go back to watching maru the cat (who has a severe case of the chunkies) and that poor french bulldog puppy that got stuck with a bad owner, who wont help the poor fellow roll over. however, your failure to include "surprised kitty" is...highly unfortunate.
CBS's Unintentionally Hilarious Holiday Gift PSA
Public service announcements are easily parodied (as "Saturday Night Live" proves, above), but when they're unintentionally hilarious, they're just the best. Linda Holmes at NPR's Monkey See Blog uncovered the latest unintentionally hilarious PSA…
HannahLawrence, posted December 01, 2009, 10:05 PM
what are the candles in the backgound for? mood lighting?
James Franco's "General Hospital" Debut: Hey, Look What We Just Got!
HannahLawrence, posted November 21, 2009, 08:19 PM
what's with the schmutz on his chin?!
"Today" Hosts Play Musical Conchs
HannahLawrence, posted July 28, 2009, 08:32 PM
matt lauer is sooooo dreamy.
Andy Rooney Shops for Fruit: Hey, Look What We Just Got! (Again)
HannahLawrence, posted July 14, 2009, 01:44 AM
from the way rooney seemed to touch almost everything in fairway, i think it is safe to say that in my lifetime, i've eaten something he's held in his grimy fingers.
"The Real World: Cancun" Premieres Tonight on MTV
The next season of "The Real World" premieres tonight at 10 on MTV. This time the show's set in Cancun, Mexico; a location that elicits responses ranging from "Duh!" to "What took them so long?" Seriously, is there any better place…
HannahLawrence, posted June 24, 2009, 05:45 PM
my favorite parts are joey's blow-up doll, how someone is so hot that it is retarded, how alcohol continues to be the most important stranger, and how someone cheats on their boyfriend. i'm SOLD.
Buzz Aldrin's Rap Career Blasts Off
Astronaut Buzz Aldrin's career may have peaked when he walked on the moon (as he mentions above), but now he's trying to top it by pursuing his other passion: hip hop. Aldrin recently got into the studio with Snoop Dogg and Talib Kweli to record his newest…
HannahLawrence, posted June 23, 2009, 06:06 PM
neil armstrong is so pissed right now.
Jay Leno's "Tonight Show" Celebrity Correspondent Honor Roll
What do Tom Green, Ryan Seacrest, Dave Chappelle, Brad Pitt, and Kevin Smith have in common? They all can thank their stints with Jay Leno and his "Tonight Show" for their successful careers, of course! Well, kind of. All of them took their turns…
HannahLawrence, posted June 17, 2009, 03:58 PM
sir, you are mistaken. chelsea handler is a gem. you are just jealous of her creamy skin and her sizable wit.
Andy Samberg, Will Ferrell, and J.J. Abrams Don't Look at Explosions
HannahLawrence, posted June 01, 2009, 03:55 PM
i've decided the above is paul rudd. everyone knows he was a dj at bar mitzvahs before becoming an actor (which means he KNOWS music) AND is a member of the sigma nu fraternity.
CBS Plugs "Minor Chafing Monthly"
What could have been just another ho-hum magazine tie-in is jazzed up by the spectacle of Maggie Rodriguez's co-hosts awkardly contemplating Rafael Nadal's "guns" and pondering just what Akon refers to when he invites us to "Smack That." And…
HannahLawrence, posted May 26, 2009, 05:42 PM
there might not be anything funnier than hearing a heavy-set, white-haired guy ask what "smack that" means.
Bravo to Develop "The Real Housewives of Washington D.C."
Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Bravo is searching for its next batch of "Housewives" in Washington D.C., despite (very exciting) rumors of a Beverly Hills edition. Frances Berwick, an Executive VP at Bravo, says that they're "tapping personalities…
HannahLawrence, posted May 26, 2009, 05:36 PM
as much as i love hilary AND bill, hilary definitely snuffed bill. and being the fan that i am, this clip pains me. there is no way she didn't see him leaning in to her. my poor boy! there's a new catch-phrase in here somewhere...maybe rodhamized?
Are the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" Clueless or Shameless?: From The Bullpen
11:14:11 AM Tara Ariano: I need to say something on behalf of female bosses: DINA MANZO DOES NOT REPRESENT US. 11:14:40 AM Will Edmondson: errr...no comment. 11:15:02 AM Tara Ariano: Look, until I make you wash a hairless cat, we are not in the same league.…
HannahLawrence, posted May 26, 2009, 05:24 PM
first, did it bother (or creep out) anyone else that her cat's ears are so...incredibly...translucent? that cannot be normal. second, does telling someone they are lucky make them lucky? if it does, i gotta start doing it. tara- you are absolutely correct in that danielle was wearing a bat mitzvah dress. i put in some serious man hours at the ones my friends had, and i can spot them from miles away. herego, that.is.a.bat.mitzvah.dress. finally...bubbies!!