This morning on "The Early Show," Julie Chen talked with an executive from the Miss California USA Organization about Donald Trump's stripping Carrie Prejean of her title as Miss California for having "skipped out on public appearances." The…
carrie, you're just so beautiful that you have to show your face everywhere. if you weren't so beautiful, people wouldn't care. when ugly people skip events, no one gives a sh*t.
If you're anything like me, it takes you a little while to get going in the morning. Usually, the only thing that gets me out of bed is the thought of a delicious breakfast in my empty grumbling tummy. But by the time I've taken out my curlers, ironed my…
Yes, but that's 13 minutes of no work - time you could spend in the shower, feeding the dog, or applying false eyelashes. Multitasking! Plus, you don't have to scrape gross dried egg out of a pan.
TMZ says that the Obamas have settled on their puppy choice, and will welcome a 6-month old male Portuguese Water Dog to the White House on Tuesday. The dog comes from a prestigious kennel in Texas that had previously sold three dogs to the Kennedy family. According…
It's been a tough year for selling cookies for the Girl Scouts, making the above selling tips from Howcast especially important. Unfortunately for your annoying neighbor's daughter, this news won't help: Buzzfeed has discoved recipes from The Kitchn for…
i am currently crossing two pairs of fingers on each hand, as well as the first and second toe on each foot, that the ? at the end of your title proves to be unnecessary.
Want to spend the next 9 minutes, 25 seconds feeling extremely uncomfortable? Watch Drew Peterson’s alleged ex-fiance, Christina Raines, try to string together a sentence. Chen-Bot does her best to get a couple words from Raines, but she looks scared…
Okay, France, I know you enjoy a good near-riot more than the rest of the developed world, but let's take a look at your most recent hubbub: Eight labor unions agreed to go on strike yesterday, in protest of the recession. In other words, France's labor unions…
Burger King has made the news recently for the $200 burger they're selling in the U.K., but also (and more importantly) for FLAME, the body spray they've released in New York. FLAME has since sold out at all Ricky's locations in the city and online, and…
I used to think the only people who drank boxed wine were failed artists and my "fun" Aunt Marcia. Then I got to college and was introduced to le Tour de Franzia and Slap the Bag, and suddenly Franzia had taken on a whole new meaning. Boxed wine…
They just released the list of Grammy nominees, and look who's on it! Cyndi Lauper, still just wantin' to have fun after all these years. Her latest effort, Bring Ya to the Brink, is up for Best Electronic/Dance Album. That's 23 years after the courageous masturbation…
Anyone who loves Cindi should obviously hate Miley's cover of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" ... except it's a.maze.ing. Sometimes I listen to each version, alternating back and forth, while I'm applying purple eyeshadow.
(Um, in other news, my post is a haiku if you do line breaks after "clip" and "dreams". I thought I was being clever and now I just look like a jackass.)
I’m sorry, but I’m regressing pretty badly today. Am I in the third grade? Because I just learned there’s some wrestler named Jimmy Wang Yang. Oh jeezuz. Make it stop. And he’s a redneck. I just wrote about Asians with Southern accents, and I swear, I’d…
It’s almost 2009 and pirates are still hijacking ships. Did you just hear what I said? I mean, did you just read what I wrote? There are pirates on the high seas! How is that possible with the weapons and technology we have today? Walking the plank is so…
Gerard Butler's "Saturday Night Live" Promo: Hey, Look What We Just Got!
CharlotteCowles, posted October 15, 2009, 04:32 PM
The jury's still out on whether Gerard Butler is cute or not, but that jacket is one of the more heinous works of pleather I've ever seen.
Lindsay Lohan Will Host a Concert in Singapore! That's a Job, Right?
CharlotteCowles, posted September 24, 2009, 07:34 PM
man, between that and "consulting" for emanuel ungaro, she's almost got a part-time job! baby steps...
"Glee" Premiere May Trump the President
CharlotteCowles, posted September 04, 2009, 04:17 PM
It's Obama's fault for not planning better, really.
Trump Strips Carrie Prejean of her California Crown for "Failing to Appear"
This morning on "The Early Show," Julie Chen talked with an executive from the Miss California USA Organization about Donald Trump's stripping Carrie Prejean of her title as Miss California for having "skipped out on public appearances." The…
CharlotteCowles, posted June 11, 2009, 04:10 PM
carrie, you're just so beautiful that you have to show your face everywhere. if you weren't so beautiful, people wouldn't care. when ugly people skip events, no one gives a sh*t.
Omelet in a Bag is the New Pop-Tart
If you're anything like me, it takes you a little while to get going in the morning. Usually, the only thing that gets me out of bed is the thought of a delicious breakfast in my empty grumbling tummy. But by the time I've taken out my curlers, ironed my…
CharlotteCowles, posted June 02, 2009, 04:46 PM
Yes, but that's 13 minutes of no work - time you could spend in the shower, feeding the dog, or applying false eyelashes. Multitasking! Plus, you don't have to scrape gross dried egg out of a pan.
Obamas' Puppy Pick: Portuguese Water Dog
TMZ says that the Obamas have settled on their puppy choice, and will welcome a 6-month old male Portuguese Water Dog to the White House on Tuesday. The dog comes from a prestigious kennel in Texas that had previously sold three dogs to the Kennedy family. According…
CharlotteCowles, posted April 11, 2009, 02:55 PM
wuppy!
Even Geese Hate AIG
What else can possibly said about this? Nothing. Just enjoy it.
CharlotteCowles, posted April 03, 2009, 08:34 PM
i usually hate geese, but now i realize that they are just cantankerous crusaders for the free world
Making Your Own Girl Scout Cookies: A Fun Way to Rob Tween Girls
It's been a tough year for selling cookies for the Girl Scouts, making the above selling tips from Howcast especially important. Unfortunately for your annoying neighbor's daughter, this news won't help: Buzzfeed has discoved recipes from The Kitchn for…
CharlotteCowles, posted April 03, 2009, 08:33 PM
mmmm fresh thin mints.
Don't Fart on Your Pillow, Because Pink Eye Is No Joke.
CharlotteCowles, posted February 26, 2009, 07:30 PM
At least now you know that no one farted on your pillow! That would be my number one concern if I had pinkeye.
The Last Octomom Blog Post?
CharlotteCowles, posted February 24, 2009, 11:12 PM
i am currently crossing two pairs of fingers on each hand, as well as the first and second toe on each foot, that the ? at the end of your title proves to be unnecessary.
Julie Chen-Bot Battles Drew Peterson’s Ex
Want to spend the next 9 minutes, 25 seconds feeling extremely uncomfortable? Watch Drew Peterson’s alleged ex-fiance, Christina Raines, try to string together a sentence. Chen-Bot does her best to get a couple words from Raines, but she looks scared…
CharlotteCowles, posted February 02, 2009, 08:15 PM
oh my god, i have never seen such awkwardness... they could have at least filled in those silences with ad spots.
French Unions Strike to Protest Unemployment
Okay, France, I know you enjoy a good near-riot more than the rest of the developed world, but let's take a look at your most recent hubbub: Eight labor unions agreed to go on strike yesterday, in protest of the recession. In other words, France's labor unions…
CharlotteCowles, posted January 29, 2009, 04:59 PM
WAY more importantly: this man's haircut. clearly, the barbers have been on strike for several months now.
Burger King's FLAME Body Spray Reaches $102 on eBay; Should I Sell?
Burger King has made the news recently for the $200 burger they're selling in the U.K., but also (and more importantly) for FLAME, the body spray they've released in New York. FLAME has since sold out at all Ricky's locations in the city and online, and…
CharlotteCowles, posted December 22, 2008, 09:27 PM
and we'll save extra beer for our lovely tariano, as it was her generosity that brought us this opportunity.
CharlotteCowles, posted December 22, 2008, 09:25 PM
really? is this even a question? sell and buy us beer. it'll be the gift that just keeps giving.
Boxed Wine: Not Just for College Students Anymore
I used to think the only people who drank boxed wine were failed artists and my "fun" Aunt Marcia. Then I got to college and was introduced to le Tour de Franzia and Slap the Bag, and suddenly Franzia had taken on a whole new meaning. Boxed wine…
CharlotteCowles, posted December 22, 2008, 08:43 PM
Ah, I always knew I was a trendsetter.
Squash All Beef
CharlotteCowles, posted December 05, 2008, 07:06 PM
yesss
Cyndi She-Bops Her Way to Grammy Nod
They just released the list of Grammy nominees, and look who's on it! Cyndi Lauper, still just wantin' to have fun after all these years. Her latest effort, Bring Ya to the Brink, is up for Best Electronic/Dance Album. That's 23 years after the courageous masturbation…
CharlotteCowles, posted December 04, 2008, 09:35 PM
Anyone who loves Cindi should obviously hate Miley's cover of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" ... except it's a.maze.ing. Sometimes I listen to each version, alternating back and forth, while I'm applying purple eyeshadow.
Break.com Haiku
What a monstrous tongue. I bet you like ice cream cones, stamps, and lollipops.
CharlotteCowles, posted December 02, 2008, 09:30 PM
(Um, in other news, my post is a haiku if you do line breaks after "clip" and "dreams". I thought I was being clever and now I just look like a jackass.)
CharlotteCowles, posted December 02, 2008, 09:27 PM
I just saw this clip. I will have terrible dreams Of drowning in drool.
Don't Wang My Yang
I’m sorry, but I’m regressing pretty badly today. Am I in the third grade? Because I just learned there’s some wrestler named Jimmy Wang Yang. Oh jeezuz. Make it stop. And he’s a redneck. I just wrote about Asians with Southern accents, and I swear, I’d…
CharlotteCowles, posted December 02, 2008, 08:56 PM
Holy crap -- how did you not notice that he has stretch marks on his biceps?? I didn't know that was possible.
All Hope Abandon, Ye
It’s almost 2009 and pirates are still hijacking ships. Did you just hear what I said? I mean, did you just read what I wrote? There are pirates on the high seas! How is that possible with the weapons and technology we have today? Walking the plank is so…
CharlotteCowles, posted November 18, 2008, 04:56 PM
Pirates with rocket launchers?? Do they have titanium prosthetics instead of peg legs? I hope they at least keep the badass eye patches. Yarrr