If you assumed that Tom DeLay's tragic run on "Dancing With the Stars" would discourage the former Senator from futher pursuits on reality television, you were wrong. Two broken feet can't stop the Hammer, y'all! The Texan two-stepper will re-enter the world of televised competition by hosting the "Ask the Expert" lifeline on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." In the video, above, he compares the difficulty of being a Senator to that of being a "DWTS" contestant: "The Senate's much easier...[they're] a bunch of babies." Oh man, I hope he does "Celebrity Jeopardy" next -- imagine the possibilities! In fact, i think they should make a separate trivia show just for him and Wolf Blitzer. Now that is something I'd watch (for a quick preview, hit "continue reading").

Andy Richter serves many purposes. First and foremost, he's Conan's bro. And from what I understand about the position, it can only be held by a reliable and supportive dude. Andy can also fill in for Conan when his boss is sick or on vacation, so none of us has to go a day without laughter. And last night, we learned another one of Andy's duties -- he keeps perceived CNN know-it-all hosts like Wolf Blitzer in their places by obliterating them in Celebrity "Jeopardy!" (above). Conan would do it, but, you know, it's the bro's job to keep the world's power structure in place.

Oh, the juicy goodness that is Tuesday's TV. Under normal circumstances, you would be glued to the tube last night for the season finale of "NYC Prep," the third night of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire," and Week 8 of "America's Got Talent" (as I obviously was). But nature threw in a twinkly curveball into the mix, which meant you had a choice to make: venture outside (gasp) to watch the dazzling Perseid meteor shower, or settle onto your nice soft couch for a night of spectacular artificial entertainment? In case you chose the former: we've got a roundup of what you missed, after the jump.

Above, see the full episode of last night's "Who Wants to be a Millionaire," during which Wolf Blitzer manned the "ask an expert" helpline (he wasn't much use).