That skin-crawling percussive sound you hear is John Travolta and Robin Williams chattering their teeth in fear. For, you see, "The Early Show" has uncovered this footage of not only a previously-unseen Old Dog to add to the "Old Dogs" movie franchise -- which, I understand, is a highly successful one -- but in fact, they have found what may very well be THE OLDEST DOG IN THE WORLD. It's Uno, a Sherman Oaks cocker spaniel who is 22 years old. The reason they don't know for a fact whether he is or isn't the oldest dog alive has something to do with how his owners calculate dog years to regular years, and whether Uno is actually a dog. I'm kidding! Obviously he's a dog. And an old one! Move over, John Travolta -- Uno wants to dance with you and your daughter to your creepy cover of "Every Little Step I Take." And he'll take his time doing so!

John Travolta stars in "Old Dogs," the #1 comedy in the country right now, so it's clear that he's doing pretty well for himself, and it's hard to believe there was once a time when he had to endorse Japanese energy drinks for money. But luckily, Conan O'Brien provided us with proof that makes it difficult for Travolta to forget those glory days. Watch the clip above to see how Japanese caffeine helped him to bulk up, and hit "continue reading" for a full recap of last night's late night TV.

11:01:29 AM Will Edmondson: So, Tara, you're TOTES ready for this question, LOL!: Are you on "Team Edward," or "Team Jacob"!?!
11:01:59 AM Tara Ariano: To quote Lucille Bluth: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
11:02:49 AM Will Edmondson: Well, I know what team I'm on, Tara. I'm on "Team 2012," in which a massive, apocalyptic disaster strikes the (fictitious) town of Forks and leaves nothing but a magma-filled fissure down Main Street.
11:04:07 AM Tara Ariano: If that did happen, a lot of (fictitious) people would be better off.
11:06:02 AM Will Edmondson: I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this movie wasn't directed at me and my demographic. But this was still one of the worst moviegoing experiences I've ever had. And yes, this is a blog, and the Internet and hyperbole. But I'm serious: watching "New Moon" was horrible.

Above, the stars of the forthcoming family film "Old Dogs" proudly support the movie at its premiere. They'd probably be even prouder to know how the comedy elite is already responding to the film, even before its national release! For instance, there's Jason Woliner's new blog. Woliner -- a former executive producer on "Human Giant" who more recently directed the "Beauty Pageant" episode of "Parks & Recreation," but will his greatest legacy to pop culture, in fact, be Faces of Old Dogs? I can't see into the future, but: YES. Check out some of the titular Faces after the jump.