Conan continued to swing for the fences at NBC's expense last night by selling "The Tonight Show" on Craigslist (see above). That's right, he actually posted it, which means we should get a report on the most creative responses in the near future. In other news, Conan is also considering a career in porn, because that's what everyone thinks about when their job is in jeopardy. (See it, after the jump. And yes, it's SFW -- sorry?)

Jimmy Fallon did an impression of Neil Young playing the "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme last night, and it was really, really good. Like, I thought it was actually Neil Young until they showed a close-up of Fallon's babyface. It's a good example of Fallon's best bits since he took over "Late Night"; his "Saturday Night Live"-style sketches often go over well. Good job, Jimmy; maybe next time, Neil should tackle the epic "Baywatch" theme.

If you don't believe me, hit "continue reading" below to see (a much younger) Young perform "Heart of Gold." Jimmy Fallon wins the Neil Young impression contest!

For some reason, Conan hired two assistants that weren't me. One was a brooding vampire named Cody, and the other was an impressively studly "wolf boy." This resulted in some tension, because they both wanted to be the only assistant, but Conan found it difficult to choose one over the other (just as Bella from "New Moon" wants both Edward Cullen and Jacob in her life, duh -- get with it). If you have eyes, the decision is not a difficult one to make. Conan must not have eyes, because he struggles in deciding. Oh, and Jerry Springer showed up to help. Watch the clip above to see who became Conan's assistant (basically because he survived), and get a full recap of last night's late night TV after the jump.