Who better to try her luck as a standup comic than someone who has absolutely NO SENSE OF HUMOR? Prepare for the awkwardness as Brenda takes to the stage in the latest installment of The Great Rewatch of "Beverly Hills, 90210," after the jump.

This episode is about a character starring on a TV teen drama, and it's super-meta. Yes, the show thought it had earned the right to do this after fifteen episodes. That's how big it was in '91.

Just in time for YOUR long weekend getaway comes the gang's long weekend getaway -- in Palm Springs! All the fun in the sun is after the jump.

We've been in the greater Los Angeles area for 12 whole episodes (and a pilot). It's time we learned about Latinos.

Between "Heathers" and "Mean Girls," there was this depressingly educational episode of "90210."

Are you ready to learn some shocking things about teen drinking? No? Too bad. This is happening.

FINALLY, Brenda and Dylan get together! I've been so bored! (Not really. But the show gets so much better from here, now that it's figured out that it should concentrate on hormonal teens and avoid "issues.")

Megan Fox is a lot more than just the hot girl from "Transformers." She's also one of the best quote machines in the business. Take the "E! News" clip above as an example. Ignore the "Megan Fox says she isn't Angelina Jolie" bit, because that's stupid and no one cares. But listen to what Fox has to say about her relationship with Brian Austin Green: "Brian and I are not engaged, because when you're engaged, your goal is marriage." Which is the vapid-actress equivalent of John Madden complimenting Earl Campbell's legs...from the waist down.

But that's just the tip of the iceberg. Jezebel recently compiled Megan Fox's 50 greatest hits, ranging from sex, to drugs, to Zac Efron. Hit "continue reading" to read some of her awesome pearls of wisdom.

Oh, I know how to manage the Walsh kids' egos: include them in a university study on twins! Like they weren't already convinced of how much wisdom they have to impart to the world.

Not to oversell it, but this is the first truly classic episode of the show. Strap in. You might want to put your mom on standby (assuming she's never been in rehab -- but hey, maybe even if she has).