11:01:29 AM Will Edmondson: So, Tara, you're TOTES ready for this question, LOL!: Are you on "Team Edward," or "Team Jacob"!?!
11:01:59 AM Tara Ariano: To quote Lucille Bluth: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
11:02:49 AM Will Edmondson: Well, I know what team I'm on, Tara. I'm on "Team 2012," in which a massive, apocalyptic disaster strikes the (fictitious) town of Forks and leaves nothing but a magma-filled fissure down Main Street.
11:04:07 AM Tara Ariano: If that did happen, a lot of (fictitious) people would be better off.
11:06:02 AM Will Edmondson: I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this movie wasn't directed at me and my demographic. But this was still one of the worst moviegoing experiences I've ever had. And yes, this is a blog, and the Internet and hyperbole. But I'm serious: watching "New Moon" was horrible.

While "Family Guy" creator Seth MacFarlane was busy with his horrible, unfunny, very bad comedy special, his first series managed to squeak out a pretty good episode last night. The show skewered "Hannah Montana" and, in the process, the other Disney-produced tween robots that will control the Earth in two or three years. It also managed to expose the nationwide epidemic of evil, closet-dwelling monkeys. The silent killer! Full recap after the jump.

The results of a recent poll on JSYK.com (or "Just So You Know," AOL's site for 9-15-year olds) pinned Miley Cyrus as having the worst celebrity influence of 2009 after receiving 42% of the votes in the category. She beat out Britney Spears, Kanye West, Shia LaBeouf, and Vanessa Hudgens for the title (the last two are in there because they drove drunk and took nudie pics); the site chalked up Miley's "win" to the "questionable dancing" she did at the Teen Choice Awards. So raging to a totally awesome song in hot pants on an ice cream cart is something other 15-year-olds think is a big no-no? I wouldn't have guessed. But even Papa Cyrus thought it was okay (above), so I must not be as in touch with tween culture as I thought I was.

Miley must feel so betrayed! The fans she spends months on a tour bus for shot her down in this poll! I mean, 16% of tweens did put her down as their favorite female artist, so that was kind of them, but "worst influence of 2009"? When cold-hearted Kanye was a choice? What if she takes this as a sign we don't want to party in the USA?! These tweens might have gone ahead and wrecked the best thing their age group had going for it.

How often have you checked in with your social media accounts during work today? If you've done it even once, you're responsible for undermining the world economy. I am slightly paraphrasing a report from BBC News, but are we surprised by the estimate that Twitter has chiseled $2.25 billion in worker productivity? Surely we all remember where we were when Miley Cyrus deleted HER Twitter account (and if you're not ready to let go, the offer outlined in the "Jimmy Kimmel Live" clip above can help). We assess the toll social media has taken on the American workplace after the jump.

Last night, Jon Stewart explored the missteps of the major news networks, including why Sunday's Equality March for gay rights in Washington, DC wasn't really covered. (Maybe it was because it was Luke Perry's 44th birthday?) Watch the clip above to see Jon's rant about one particular 24-hour news network, and hit "continue reading" for a full recap of last night's late night TV.

We begged speculated that this past season would be the last of "Hannah Montana," only for Miley to yell "psych!" and sign on for another year. Her about-face prompted a collective tween squeal that echoed from coast to coast, followed by a groan from every human over age 13.

But this time, it appears that the end is actually near: Billy Ray Cyrus spilled the beans to "Access Hollywood" that "Hannah Montana" will end after Miley tapes the next 11 episodes. Don't start the countdown quite yet -- she won't begin filming until January, so the show won't finish until well into next year. And then she'll have much more time for her clothing line, y'all! (Squeal!)