Oh my God, you guys, what is UP with Brenda's BOOB?! Find out in the latest installment of The Great Rewatch of "Beverly Hills, 90210," after the jump.

Who better to try her luck as a standup comic than someone who has absolutely NO SENSE OF HUMOR? Prepare for the awkwardness as Brenda takes to the stage in the latest installment of The Great Rewatch of "Beverly Hills, 90210," after the jump.

Ah, Halloween: the rustling leaves, the crisp air, the glorious ubiquity of candy corn...and the resuming of the "Slut-o-Ween" debate. As usual, there's a new crop of "sexy" options befitting the events and themes of 2009: "Sexy Michael Jackson," "Sexy Sponge Babe," and "Sexy Environmentalist," to name a few (sooo 2008: Sarah Palin, obviously). Of course, plenty of folks are a-grumble about the indecency of it all -- shouldn't one be able to walk down the street without getting an eyeful of the Sexy Astronaut's butt? Here in New York City, we see these sorts of things all year round, which means that the debate becomes more about how to be sexy yet original. See, if you manage to be sexy and ironic/creative/witty about it, then you can wear a patent-leather thigh-highs and still keep your self-respect. As Jezebel explains, we may have decreased sensitivity to slutty-looking costumes, but we have absolutely NO tolerance for unimaginative ones. Sexy cats or witches (a la Kelly in "90210," above) just make you look desperate, despite being more wallet-friendly than a full Fantasy Fairy getup ($99!). [Sidenote: the sheer cost of Halloween store outfits, compounded with the fact that you can only wear them once, makes them pretty prohibitive -- therefore, there is some logic in picking an outfit that will get dudes to buy you drinks.] ANYWAY -- combining your slim wallet, your powers of creativity, and your fishnets requires a great deal of finesse, not to mention a great deal of self-control around the candy bowl (have you ever wanted to put on a leotard after a week-long reunion with Halloween-edition Reese's?). So, is it worth it? If not, there's always plenty of things you can do with a sheet that don't involve a gym membership. For more ideas, hit "continue reading."

This episode is about a character starring on a TV teen drama, and it's super-meta. Yes, the show thought it had earned the right to do this after fifteen episodes. That's how big it was in '91.

Just in time for YOUR long weekend getaway comes the gang's long weekend getaway -- in Palm Springs! All the fun in the sun is after the jump.

Above, you can see Jason Priestley in his iconic role as Brandon Walsh on "Beverly Hills, 90210" in an episode from 1992. (And hey, that's Gabrielle Anwar skating around with him -- Fiona from "Burn Notice"!)  But "Beverly Hills, 90210" was a long time ago, and now...Jason Priestley is 40. (And not Jennifer Aniston 40, either.) If THAT makes you feel old, how about this: on January 2, 2011, Gabrielle Carteris -- who played Andrea, the Beverly Hills Blaze editor with the helpless crush on Brandon -- will turn 50. HAPPY MONDAY, GENERATION X!

We've been in the greater Los Angeles area for 12 whole episodes (and a pilot). It's time we learned about Latinos.

Between "Heathers" and "Mean Girls," there was this depressingly educational episode of "90210."

We're talking about Brandon here. "Man" is a strong word.

Are you ready to learn some shocking things about teen drinking? No? Too bad. This is happening.