You know how Kate Gosselin is on the cover of People magazine this week, posing with hair extensions, even though her show has been canceled and nobody wants to think about her or her ex-husband anymore? Oh, you didn't know that? Well, that's to your credit because technically, it doesn't matter. But nobody got around to telling Jon Gosselin's ex-girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, about things that do and don't matter. Because if they had, she'd know that she was one of the things that didn't.
And yet, here is Hailey on "Entertainment Tonight," opining on Kate's appearance on the cover of People because somebody asked her what she thought. I didn't ask her what she thought, so put down that polo mallet, or at least redirect it. But after she went public with her opinion that Kate looks "really good," Glassman started yammering about other things nobody cares about, like her own hair color being brown now, and how she's trying to get "back into [her] old self," which doesn't mean anything.
So, there you have it. Another 'Aughts phenomenon that everybody tried really hard to leave in 2009 that hasn't gone away yet: The Gosselins and their collateral damage. But stand by, because the year is just getting started, and it's a marathon, not a sprint.
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